What does my dream mean?

I got wasted the other night and woke up in a patch of poison iv y. But that's not the point. While I was ped out, I had a dream. And in my dream, Jerry Falwell came to me all moldy and dried-up looking and told me not to vote for McCain. He said the reason not to was because the Lord was bringing him home soon. Then his head turned into an octopus and he ran off to play patty-cake with Richard Nixon, who had a weird kind of spider thing going on. Can someone tell me what this all means? Also, any tips on how to treat the itch from poison ivy? I got some all over my crotch and is it uncomfortable or what.